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Well, Now that you have found us, you probably have some questions.

What is Redneck incense?

Redneck incense is a designer line of smells that all true rednecks can appreciate. This ain't no foo-foo smellin junk like you buy at Wally world.  These are the smells that take you to such exotic places as the deer lease, Awful house and the race track to name a few.

Why do I need Redneck incense?

The sense of smell is one of the most powerful senses. Just light one up and close your eyes and let it take you away to the places we love. If your not a real redneck, buy some to impress your friends, or buy some for one of your Redneck friends. It makes great gifts for Christmas, Birthdays, Valentines day, Easter, Halloween and Dale Earnhardts Birthday. ( Feb 29 )

Where does Redneck Incense come from?

Redneck incense is made by gen-u-ine Texas rednecks deep in the heart of Texas. It is all hand made with natural ingredients.

How can I get some Redneck Incense?

I thought you would never ask. Click on our products link and check out our designer line of smells. Pickout the ones you want and add them to your cart. For your convenience and safety, we use PayPal for all transactions.

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This page was last updated: November 30, 2007

Count Me In ..

We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorist who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are made of.

I hope I am one of them.

You might be a redneck if. . ..

It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God ... "

You've never protested about seeing the Ten Commandments posted in public places.

You still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival."

You bow your head when someone prays.

You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.

You treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have.

You've never burned an American flag.

You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.

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